Just thought I’d set the mood for tonight’s post with not only the greatest song ever written, but absolutely the greatest touring song ever written by a human.
I would like to officially announce that from this moment on I will no longer be referring to the Outlaw Training Camps, as Training Camps (well—officially I will, but only officially). From now on I will be referring to the thing I was talking about in the previous sentence (see, I didn’t do it) as… The Outlaw World Tour.
We will be getting World Tour t-shirts, like these:
And will be bringing BP to drink all your alcohol and get arrested for trying to break a moving train (wait…). Just so you know, I do not take the World Tour moniker lightly. We will do everything we can to show up on Sunday morning reeking of whiskey and urine; while blaming our unprofessionalism on the fact you didn’t provide the exact kind of dry erase markers we requested in the rider. Also, don’t forget my tea and honey either—my throat is delicate and shit.
Here’s how we’re going to handle the final dates of the World Tour: I will be adding the final dates throughout the rest of the week (a few more will be up after I post), and all dates should be up by the time I post Friday night (except possibly Australia). However, NONE of the registration links or payment buttons will be active. We are doing this so, 1) you guys can have the opportunity to choose the venue that’s closest to you, and 2) no one will have the advantage of registering early because we’ve posted the info at a random time. We will make ALL PAGES active on Saturday morning at 9AM EST.
There are a few questions I’d like to answer tonight that will hopefully keep the volume of email questions way down…
-We cannot allow switching of camps. We realize that another camp may have come open, which is a little closer to you, but we simply cannot allow the onslaught of requests we’d receive if we open the floodgates on this one.
-There are no waiting lists. Shit, there’s no refunds or cancelations, so how would we even have a waiting list? We’ve literally sold every spot we had if it’s sold out. The only option would be if, like in Palm Desert, we knew we had enough interest to sell out a second
camp World Tour date. If that’s the case, you probably should get a whole bunch of people to post to comments.
-There is no pre-registration or holding of spots. Unless you’re Rich Froning—he can have a spot.
-Registration DOES NOT secure your spot, ONLY payment does. I know, our system is antiquated and will be completely different the next time we do this, but for now this is the only way. Basically, the confirmation of your registration is your PayPal receipt. If you’ve gotten that then you are good to go.
-The only info we have on any of the dates is currently posted (or will be very soon). As soon as we get all the dates posted, we will have hotel information and coaching staff up.
Seriously, thank you all so much for your patience. We really had no idea this craziness would happen, and are trying to do everything we can to give you all the product you deserve. The coaching and hanging out come easy, it’s the fucking paperwork that’s the hard. Can’t wait until we’re out with you guys, so we can finally enjoy this.
*The Back Squats are based off of YOUR THREE REP MAX – follow the link, that’s why I put it there.
1) Back Squat: EMOM for 7 minutes – 2 reps @ 90%
Notes: Percentage is based off of 120515
2) 5X3 Front Squats (1st rep pause) – near heaviest possible, rest 90 seconds.
Notes: The first rep of each set should have a 5 count (second) pause in the absolute bottom position. When you stand, DO NOT bounce to initiate out of the bottom.
Row 500m (ALL OUT – do not pace knowing more work is coming)
-rest 1 minute-
30 KB Snatches 32/24kg
-rest 1 minute-
-rest 1 minute-
50 KB Snatches 32/24kg
Notes: KB Snatches are total reps of both arms and may apportioned in any manner.