Yep, I admitted my error last night, and gave proof as to why I was a dumbass.
Tonight… EFF ALL Y’ALL. I was right. BAM!
(Sorry, had to get that out.)
Today BP decided to test “Diane” with a kip the whole way through (like I suggested at Regionals), just to see if it was faster. Guess what? It was, by almost a minute, and he hasn’t really worked on his kip since Regionals. *If you are BP you should stop reading now* Today’s 3:23 would have put him at roughly 15th overall on “Diane” (look, I know it’s the “what if” game—STFU). This would have been an improvement of 10 spots, and would have given him first overall in the region by 6 points. However, FAR more importantly, he would have won another $1000 if he’d been first. And everyone knows, you can buy a lot of Strongbow with $1000.
I’m so glad to have finally found another snarky, curse-laden CF blog. Ever since this guy decided he’d rather BE a competitive exerciser, than make fun of competitive exercisers, I’ve had a little hole in my heart of darkness. Imagine if you could find a blog that not only filled your need for the lulz (at other’s expense of course), but also attacked topics so appropriate and relevant that you felt like they were actually talking about things directly related to you—it would be too good to be true. Outlaws, I give you – SEXYASFUCK (no, fuckers, again—it’s not me).
Today my best friend and brother, John Dill opened the doors of CrossFit Sua Sponte for the first time. Not to get all teary eyed, but without John there’s a likelihood that none of what you see here would exist. John was the first person that basically said to me, “Yeah, fuck it, let’s take over the world.” Opening CFSS was John’s personal first step towards world domination, and I couldn’t be more proud.
If you’re in Raleigh, there’s a new affiliate that will welcome all Outlaws with open arms. The music will be loud, the bars will be straight, and the coffee will be strong. Outlaw homebase 1b is now open for business.