Dear Lacey and Jay,
I love you. You guys are cute as a couple, and smell like butter infused with lilac. I get that you want to do everything together. It’s sweet, really.
BUT. I have a suggestion to make…
Could we possibly, pretty please, move on up to 2nd place tomorrow? I don’t want you guys to worry, but there’s something different about your region (don’t worry, I’ll tell you what it is Sunday night). So anyhoo, let’s do the whole couple-y thing tomorrow, and head on up to the spot with the 2 next to it.
Speaking of our northern friends…
Apparently, as has been my experience, it is customary for Canadians to walk directly into people. I had no idea this was a national custom, maybe it’s because of all the hockey, but who am I to question the friendly gestures of an entire country. Therefore, tomorrow, I will be walking directly into every person I see. I will be mufuckin’ Jerome Bettis up in the bitch! I want all the Canadians to know that I am their friend, and want to be accepted in their running-each-other-the-fuck-over society.
Everybody watch out, here comes the BUS!!!
Lauren Brooks, 1:28 Isabel.
1) 12 minutes to establish a 1RM Power Clean & Push Jerk.
2a) 4X3 Push Press – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.
2b) 4X3 Clean Pulls – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.
50 Thrusters 45#
*Rest 5 Minutes
50 Wall Balls 20/14#