Ok guys, seriously… WHAT THE FUCK? Maybe I just believe in the inherent reading comprehension of United States citizens a bit too much, but how the fuck could SOME of you mistake our addition of a paid Regionals Strategy Page for us charging for the programming found on this site? Look, I said months ago that the programming on this site would always be free, and IT FUCKING WILL. Last night I said we are charging for a page which we built to share strategy tips and techniques for REGIONAL FUCKING COMPETITORS, and I’m pretty sure we had 7 to 12 people commit suicide today. Why? Because somehow “free programming” and “charging for strategy tips” became synonymous, and I am now ranked just below a puppy killer and just above the 350 pound dude in the seat next to you on a 9 hour flight, as the most hated people on earth. Look, if you don’t understand why you would need a strategy page for the biggest competition of the season, then you are probably not competing in the biggest competition of the season and you should probably prepare yourself to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Also, you should probably start reading the words I write. Like the time I explained the extra group work at the bottom of each night’s post is FOR REGIONAL FUCKING COMPETITORS, and corresponds to which week their regional is. I blame this all on Drywall, Tom K., Jeff Binek, LGA, Elisabeth Akinwale, and all the other vigilante site moderators who are now spending more time concentrating on their preparation for regionals, instead of keeping a watchful snarky eye over the site that they are using to prepare for regionals (is that ironic? finally?). Fuck you guys for leaving me to deal with this all by myself. I hope you’re happy with your workouts.
Boz would no-rep the Easter Bunny, and it would look like this.
My man crush on John Welbourn has officially escalated to a point where things will get weird the next time we see each other, and it’s all because of this post. He’s so tall…and strong.
Finally… This video is a little long, and the quality isn’t great, but it sure as hell made me want to go find a barbell. Not to mention, it features some of Klokov’s most insane work. Watch ’til the end, my personal favorite.