Tonight’s post come to us courtesy of Uncle Drywall. He has been our resident dorky data collector since the beginning of this project (because he evidently has no job, but access to an endless supply of internets), and has a nearly finished roster of Outlaw Way Regional qualifiers. If you read through the explanation below, he explains why it’s not a perfect roster (while using the “MF” phrase as many times as possible), and why we still need your help to finalize it.
I’ll cut to the good part if you don’t feel like reading the whole thing. We qualified 127 Outlaw Way followers for Regionals. That’s by my count (I’ve done it a couple times), and that’s including Masters. This is by no means a completed list, but is a good start. Read on…
I finished your goddamn regional qualifier tabulations. If you think reading the comments section makes you dumber, try mining it for data. Fuck. When I see you in Dublin next week I’ll have a few spreadsheets I’m going to shove up your ass.
These results are not complete as we cannot capture anyone who did not post to comments when we asked on March 28th and 29th. But of those who did, plus the “oh I’m too fucking important to be bothered” bitches like BP who we know personally, Outlaw had 127 people qualify individually for regionals (and probably more). That’s only counting people who started Outlaw a minimum of 2-3 months before the Open began, not the fuck-ton of people who joined during and afterward. Rub one out, you know you want to, hotshot.
Now because all these rah-rah motherfuckers keep asking “hey can I get a list of all the Outlaws at regionals” I figured I’d put one together. You know, because appeasement works so fucking well. But, you’re going to have to ask people for additions/corrections for several reasons:
1. We have no idea which of these people are going to pussy out and go team instead of going solo.
2. I certainly didn’t give enough of a shit to cross-reference this with the games site for accuracy. I could have a few regions wrong or have a few people who don’t belong there. Ask me if I give a shit.
3. There’s probably a lot of lazy fucks who didn’t bother posting.
4. I didn’t include teams into the count for people who made regionals obviously, but I did throw teams on this list. Going off blog comments, I have no fucking clue if that means the entire team was following or just one person.
And if one motherfucker complains that I didn’t sort men and women, I’m banning their fucking IP.
See below and go fuck yourself.
PS: Now that the names are out, if these guys shit the bed you’re going to look like a massive blowhard. Just thought I’d remind you of that.
Maura Mc Graw
Lacey Van Der Marel
Crossfit Brigade Chattanooga
Dadi Hrafn Seinbjarnarsson
Spartan Mentality CrossFit
Team Butcher’s Lab
Hipster CrossFit aka Outlaw CrossFit
CrossFit Route 1
Champlain Valley CrossFit
CrossFit Spokane Valley
CrossFit South County
Crossfit Vida Brickell
CrossFit The Club