120522

I’m home tonight, and not posting from my phone. Lot’s of stuff to catch up on.


First and foremost, even though I know you all already know, I’d like to congratulate Elisabeth Akinwale, and Justin Allen for being the 7th & 8th individual Outlaws to qualify for the 2012 Games. We had so many legitimate contenders in the North Central region, that I can’t really imagine having a more fun time coaching. What you all may not know is that we finished, legitimately, with 4 of the top 8 women in the region (Ginny King – 4th, Katie Bower – 7th, and Melissa Hurley – 8th), and 9 of the top 24 men (not even gonna try to list them all). I could not be more proud of ALL our athletes in the North Central region, and I am honestly blown away by how cool it was to meet and hang out with every single one of you.

It was especially awesome to watch Melissa Hurley take a 20th & 25th on the first day, then battle back the entire weekend for a top 10 finish. Equally as awesome was Ginny King’s unbelievable consistency, and ability to simply execute every game plan perfectly. Those are just a couple of things which jump into my head from a nearly perfect weekend. I have honestly never had the honor of coaching/seeing so many technicians at the same event, and want to thank you all for your attention to detail and excellence of movement.


Saturday was evidently ridiculous Snatch number day. Here goes…

Zach Brodis – 275# – 20# PR

Jay Rhodes – 245# – 5# PR

Spencer Arnold – 260# @ 163# – no PR, but fuck this guy (watch ’til the end)

Talayna Fortunato – 165# – no PR, but ALOT of patience


WOD 120522:

BB Gymnastics

5X2 Clean & Jerk @ 85% – rest 60-80 sec.

Notes: These ARE NOT touch & go reps. Reset before each rep.

Strength

Back Squat: 1X8 @ 65%, 1X8 @ 70%, 1X5 @ 80%, 1X5 @ 85% – rest 1:00-2:00 between sets.

Notes: Percentage is based off of last week’s 3RM 120515

Conditioning

“The (big) Chief”

5 rounds for total reps of:

3 minute AMRAP of:
3 Power cleans @ 205/135#
6 Push-ups (hand release)
9 Air Squats

Rest 1 minute.

120521

Outlaws currently qualified for the Games:

Individuals

-Elisabeth Akinwale – 1st place, North Central
-Talayna Fortunato – 1st place, Southeast
-Christen Wagner – 1st place, Asia
-Rika Diederiks – 1st place, Africa
-Brandon Phillips – 2nd place, Southeast
-Jason Hoggan – 2nd place, South Central
-Patrick Burke – 2nd place, Southwest
-Candice Ruiz – 2nd place, South Central
-Justin Allen – 3rd place, North Central

Teams

-CrossFit 7 Mile – 1st place, Latin America
-CrossFit CDR – 2nd place, SoCal
-CrossFit Central – 3rd place, South Central


EA, post WORLD RECORD interview.


WOD 120521:

BB Gymnastics

1) 5X2 Snatch @ 85% – rest 60-80 sec.
Notes: These ARE NOT touch & go reps. Reset before each rep.
2a) 3X3 Snatch Pulls – heavier than last week, rest 60 sec.
2b) 3X3 Heaving Snatch Balances – heavier than last week, rest 60 sec.

Conditioning

12 minute AMRAP of:

7 Strict Pullups
14 Pistols (alternating)
21 GHD Situps

Strength

1a) 3X8 Weighted GH Raise – heaviest possible, rest 45 sec.
1b) 3X12 Reverse Hypers – medium/heavy, rest 45 sec.

120519

A commitment to excellence.

Don Hasselbeck brought his 1984 Los Angeles RAIDERS Super Bowl ring to the North Central Regional, so I could get a picture with it. He actually made sure I put it on to take the picture. I was shaking. This was the coolest moment of a very cool day. Thanks, Don.

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WOD 120519:

BB Gymnastics

1) 12 minutes to establish a 1rm Snatch.
2a) 4X3 Behind the neck Snatch Grip Push Press – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.
2b) 4X3 Snatch Pulls – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.

Conditioning

Run 800m
9 Back Squats @ 275/185#
18 DB Push Jerks @ 60/40#
Run 800m
7 Back Squats @ 275/185#
14 DB Push Jerks @ 60/40#
Run 800m
5 Back Squats @ 275/185#
10 DB Push Jerks @ 60/40#

For time.

120518

Deacon is pretty psyched to be in Chicago for the North Central Regional. He wanted all the Outlaws to know he will be there to drool on any and everyone who gets in the way.

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Talayna Fortunato is the fittest woman in the Southeast Region. Talayna works out to Whitesnake. Coincidence?


WOD 120518:

BB Gymnastics

1) 10 minutes to work up to a heavy but not maximal Power Clean & Power (Push) Jerk.

Notes: Work up to the limitations of your technique. I.e. your heaviest lift should not be slop, it should be technically clean.

2) EMOM for 7 minutes perform 3 Power Clean & Power (Push) Jerks @ 85% of the above.

Strength

1a) 4X5 1&1/4 Front Squats – heavier than last week, rest 60 sec.
1b) 4X8,6,4,2 Strict HSPU + ME Kipping HSPU – regionals standard, rest 60 sec.

Notes: If you cannot get through the strict HSPU, then go to 1 rep short of complete failure and switch.

Conditioning

10 minute AMRAP of:

100′ KB Overhead Carry 32/24kg (2 KB 2 arms)
5 Muscle-Ups
25 Absolutely Vertical KBS 32/24kg

120517

WOD 120517:

Rest Day.


After a 2 month beta-testing period, we are ready to launch our Remote Coaching program. During our testing period we tried to figure out what works and what doesn’t. We felt it was incredibly important to nail down some exact expectations and requirements for the athlete, and for the coach. Now that we’ve figured out what works best, it’s time to get started. If you have questions or are interested, please head over the the Remote Coaching page, and take a look.


It’s not often that you ask an athlete for a highlight video to run along with a feature story about them, and they offer to make a highlight video of their fails. I guess David Cornthwaite doesn’t need to be a me monster. That’s pretty refreshing considering the community we’re a part of. Here’s to David not having any fails this weekend.


Team CDR Redlands: 1st place IN THE WORLD, on the Snatch Ladder, with a total of 1140#. They have been following The Outlaw Way, as a team, since January.

 

Kyle Charbonneau: 1st place on the Snatch Ladder, Canada East Region. Jonathan Reid: 2nd place on the Snatch Ladder, Canada East Region. Both have been following The Outlaw Way since January.

120516

Apparently this question/comment…

So my, and probably a bunch of other peoples, season is over. Is there an Outlaw approved ‘I’m-going-to-put-conditioning-on-the-back-burner-and-lift-heavy-shit-and-get-strong-as-for-the-next-month-or-two-and-hopefully-gain-some-weight’ program? Like I’m talking maybe doing 1 or possibly no metcons at all. We all know that there’s no fast track to putting on the size and strength like dumping metcons for a bit, and in my own personal experience doing this conditioning comes back quick; I just want to use any time off conditioning as best as possible. Plus it’s a nice mental break. I figure there’s no time to do it like the present for those of us who aren’t going to the games.
-Jordan Derksen

…caused enough of a stir, that I have to break from my regularly scheduled exercise commentary and lulz-making, to answer it with some sort of intelligence. Fine.

Jordan, what did you have in mind? Maybe a Hatch cycle? Or you could try the Conjugate Method—I hear it’s pretty effective. Sorry, I couldn’t help but take a couple shots.

Look, I know that in approximately 12 days there will be 25 people who are following this site, and are officially still a part of the season (do the math, 7 individuals, 18 team members, SO FAR). I know the other 150 to 15,000 of you are now officially training for next season. This, however, doesn’t mean there’s a better option for your continued development.

I’ll let you in on the big secret: make sure you don’t tell anyone. The Outlaw Way is a strength & conditioning program designed for athletes. There’s really no other way to describe it. The fact is that most of the athletes who follow the program happen to play “the sport of fitness”. I, therefore, build the general framework of the template around the seasonal demands of the sport. When the season is over (in 12 days), and we’ve done 2 weeks of testing/data collection, we will immediately go into our off-season developmental program. I’ve actually laid this out in the Template section of the Doctrine page:

When you plug the Limited Conjugate into all aspects of programming, you can begin to design daily WODs that will build to a bigger goal. The goal here is to be prepared for CrossFit competitions and CrossFit Games season. I would use the exact same design and template no matter what I was trying to prepare an athlete for, depending upon the demands of their season. The loading and volume of the program will change as we move closer to the season, then back to the off-season. A few weeks ago Brandon (Phillips) said to me, “It’s the off-season. We should only be doing enough metcon to keep us hungry.” I couldn’t agree more. Here are the basics of what we’re doing right now:

From 4 weeks after the Games until 4 weeks before the Open begins: This is when we build. If you’re worried about losing your “wind” because of a local competition, then you have your priorities wrong. I’ve moderated volume to ensure that strength/power/skill building will not be stunted. We’re working on the highest level (that we will need) of gymnastics skills as frequently as possible and are practicing to attain a virtuoso level with the Olympic lifts (for overall athletic development). Add in some good old-fashioned CrossFit.com-style ass-kickery, some traditional S&C Barbell and Bodyweight movements for overall strength gains, and govern it with a Limited Conjugate method that does a perfect job of keeping everything in order.

Last year we started 4 weeks after the Games, because we were dealing with a group who was made up of Games participants. This year we will start building as soon as our testing period is over, 2 weeks after Regionals. That will allow for 6 months of “I’m-going-to-put-conditioning-on-the-back-burner-and-lift-heavy-shit-and-get-strong-as-for-the-next-month-or-two-and-hopefully-gain-some-weight”. If you want to go off and do some fucking combination of 5/3/1, Bulgarian weightlifting, CF Endurance, and Pole Dance Fitness, be my mother-fucking guest. I can’t wait to see your spine shoot out your asshole when you attempt that new 1RM Back Squat of 700#. I mean you’re supposed to have that after hitting 17 reps at 60%, right?

RANT WARNING: Stupid fucking exercisers. YOU TRAIN FOR MUSCULAR ENDURANCE. What do you expect to happen when you load the bar with a moderate weight and try to do as many reps as possible? I don’t give a fuck how many reps you did at 70%. The predictive calculator doesn’t provide you with ‘roided out fairies who can float over, throw some Westside chains around the bar, and help you squat a weight that you’ve never even seen loaded on a barbell before.

We will be doing squat cycles, weightlifting cycles, skill development, and a “stay hungry” level of conditioning for the entire off season. They will all run concurrently, be cycled often, and be governed by a method designed to moderate volume while providing maximum positive adaptation.

Jordan, if you want to gain weight—eat more. If you want to get strong as shit—this is probably a pretty good place.


WOD 120516:

BB Gymnastics

1) 7X1 3 Position Snatch (low to high) – rest 60 sec. DEMO VIDEO

Notes: Do not load heavy unless you are proficient through every position. This is a technique and speed drill (working turnover when fatigued), but you may go heavier as long as there are no misses or slop reps.

Strength

1a) 3 X ME Bench Press @ 95% – rest 60 sec.
1b) 3 X 8 Good Mornings – heavy, rest 60 sec. DEMO VIDEO

Conditioning

4 rounds for time of:

30 Front Squats @ 115/75#
15 T2B
15 Lateral Box Jumps 24″ DEMO VIDEO


Extra 120516:

*The recommendation is to rest at least 2-4 hours after the day’s normal conditioning before performing this work. If you cannot rest this long, test your resting heart rate before beginning the normal conditioning work and rest long enough for it to return to within 5 BPMs of that number.

Group 5 Conditioning

For time:

30 Back Squats 135/95#
20 Pullups
10 Push Jerks 135/95#
20 Front Squats 135/95#
20 Pullups
10 Push Jerks 135/95#
10 OHS 135/95#
20 Pullups
10 Push Jerks 135/95#

120515

What if a world class lifter, who was at an ideal BW, decided he wanted to be a competitive exerciser?

Maybe someday we’ll find out.


Ummm… I love Jason as much as the next heterosexual man, but aren’t you guys a little sick of seeing him everywhere? God forbid he wins the whole fucking thing. They’ll carve his freshly shaven abs into Mt. Rushmore.


WOD 120515:

BB Gymnastics

5X2 Clean & Jerk @ 80% – rest 60-80 sec.

Strength

15 minutes to establish a 3RM Back Squat.

Conditioning

Tabata:

Pullups

Notes: Alternating sets between strict & kipping (butterfly or glide). 8 rounds total work, beginning with strict.

*Rest 5 minutes.

3 rounds for total reps of:

90 sec. ME Rope Climbs 15′
90 sec. Rest
90 sec. ME Burpees
90 sec. Rest

120514

Outlaws currently qualified for the Games:

Individuals

-Talayna Fortunato – 1st place, Southeast
-Christen Wagner – 1st place, Asia
-Rika Diederiks – 1st place, Africa
-Brandon Phillips – 2nd place, Southeast
-Jason Hoggan – 2nd place, South Central
-Candice Ruiz – 2nd place, South Central

Teams

-CrossFit 7 Mile – 1st place, Latin America
-CrossFit CDR – 2nd place, SoCal
-CrossFit Central – 3rd place, South Central


I just received this email…

8 weeks ago I snatched about once every couple weeks (heavy) and my Max then was 250. Today at SoCal regionals I hit 275 and it felt amazing! I owe the thanks to your intelligence of having me clean and snatch pretty much every darn day. Our team qualified for the Games (2nd overall in SoCal), and will continue to follow the Outlaw Way!!

Calvin D – CrossFit CDR

This lift was featured on the update show, and gave me chills BEFORE I knew Calvin and CDR were following. It was part of an 1140# team total. Just to put that into perspective: 1140# is an average of 3 – 230# Snatches for the men, and 3 – 150# Snatches for the women. This is currently the highest team total in the world.


The most dominant group of Outlaws in the entire world, hail from—I’m not making this up—The Cayman Islands. Chris Spigner’s team, from CrossFit 7 Mile, did something that no other team or individual has done. They simply went SIX for SIX, winning every workout of the Latin American Regionals.

Before you write them off as a “bad region” team, their scores would have been good enough to tie Team Outlaw for 5th in the bruising Mid-Atlantic region. Their 19:40 on WOD 6 would have been 3rd in the Mid-Atlantic and basically means Chris has developed at least two women—IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS—who can do Muscle-Ups with no problems.

Great fucking job, Team 7 Mile. I wear a large t-shirt.

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I would like to say; I am proud as hell of Jay Rhodes.

Jay was recovering from a back injury 6 months ago when I started coaching him, and this weekend was really the first time he put it to the test. There is only so much “practicing” you can do for a Regional level competition, and it’s nearly impossible to mimic the level of intensity inherent to the event. Jay’s back could not hold the line after 3 straight WODs featuring heavy pulls, and finally fell into spasm during the almost non-stop spinal extension of WOD 4.

When I saw him drop the bar, and reach for his low back after the second set of 10 Front Squats, I knew exactly what happened. I actually thought he would probably have to just lay down and wait for medical attention. I’ve personally had my back fall into spasm during a WOD, and I know it’s a nearly unbearable pain. Jay, being of Canadian lumberjack blood, decided a trip to the emergency room wouldn’t be a part of his Regionals, and kept doing front squats in sets of 1 or 2, or until the spasms would completely seize him. He actually—SOMEHOW—placed 27th on WOD 4 despite the fact that he was basically done at the 6 minute mark.

Jay’s playing through pain is not, however, the reason I’m proud of him. I’m proud of “The Mayor of Canadia” because he was in 10th place coming into Sunday, and he had every right to quit and bow out due to injury. Jay Rhodes being Jay Rhodes, simply walked into the arena Sunday morning, warmed up, decided to “give it a go”, and with weakened erectors snatched the 2nd biggest individual lift of the Regional (more on the Outlaw destruction of the Snatch Ladder tomorrow).


WOD 120514:

BB Gymnastics

1) 5X2 Snatch @ 80% – rest 60-80 sec.
Notes: These ARE NOT touch & go reps. Reset before each rep.
2a) 3X3 Snatch Pulls – heavier than last week, rest 60 sec.
2b) 3X3 Heaving Snatch Balances – heavier than last week, rest 60 sec.

Conditioning

Row 500m
100 Double-Unders
200′ DB Farmers Carry 100/70#
20 Alternating DB Snatches 100/70#
100 Double-Unders
Row 500m

For time.

Strength

1a) 3X8 Weighted GH Raise – heaviest possible, rest 45 sec.
1b) 3X8 Tempo GHD Situps (5 counts down, 5 counts up) – rest 45 sec.

120512

Dear Lacey and Jay,

I love you. You guys are cute as a couple, and smell like butter infused with lilac. I get that you want to do everything together. It’s sweet, really.

BUT. I have a suggestion to make…

Could we possibly, pretty please, move on up to 2nd place tomorrow? I don’t want you guys to worry, but there’s something different about your region (don’t worry, I’ll tell you what it is Sunday night). So anyhoo, let’s do the whole couple-y thing tomorrow, and head on up to the spot with the 2 next to it.


Speaking of our northern friends…

Apparently, as has been my experience, it is customary for Canadians to walk directly into people. I had no idea this was a national custom, maybe it’s because of all the hockey, but who am I to question the friendly gestures of an entire country. Therefore, tomorrow, I will be walking directly into every person I see. I will be mufuckin’ Jerome Bettis up in the bitch! I want all the Canadians to know that I am their friend, and want to be accepted in their running-each-other-the-fuck-over society.

Everybody watch out, here comes the BUS!!!


Lauren Brooks, 1:28 Isabel.

Lulz.


WOD 120512:

BB Gymnastics

1) 12 minutes to establish a 1RM Power Clean & Push Jerk.
2a) 4X3 Push Press – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.
2b) 4X3 Clean Pulls – heaviest possible, rest 60 sec.

Conditioning

“Jackie”

Row 1k
50 Thrusters 45#
30 Pullups

For time.

*Rest 5 Minutes

Run 800m
50 Wall Balls 20/14#
30 Pullups

For time.

120511

If you have not been to the strategy page in a while, I’m about to post what could be an incredibly important piece of advice for teams tomorrow. It’ll be up in an hour or so.


I know, I know, you’ve been thinking, “Hey, I’d really like to support Jason Hoggan (pronounced hÄAgen, like it should have a Dazs after it), and his trip to the Games.”

Well guess what…?

YOU CAN!

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Simply click here for the men’s version of the “Original Outlaw” shirt. Or, if you’re of the non-protruding genital gender, simply click here to order the girlie version.


Winchester, and Holley: you wanted a war? Well you got one…

(Side note: don’t forget, DO NOT let Jeremy shave.)


WOD 120511:

BB Gymnastics/Conditioning

*This should be performed as one continuous effort. MAKE SURE to read the notes below.

1) 4X1 Snatch (any style) @ 85% – rest 40 sec.
2) 50 Double-Unders – rest 20 sec.
3) 1 Snatch @ 90% – rest 20 sec.
4) 50 Double-Unders – rest 20 sec.
5) 1 Snatch @ 95%

Notes: 40 seconds rest should be taken after the final snatch @ 85% and before the first set of double-unders. It is not necessary to time the double-unders, but there should be no extra rest. 3 attempts may be taken at both the 90 & 95% snatch singles, but all 3 attempts should be kept to under 60 seconds.

Strength

1a) 4X5 1&1/4 Front Squats – heavier than last week, rest 75 sec.
1b) 4X8,6,4,2 Strict HSPU + ME Kipping HSPU – regionals standard, rest 75 sec.

Notes: If you cannot get through the strict HSPU, then go to 1 rep short of complete failure and switch.

Conditioning (pain threshold)

5 rounds for total working time of:

3 HPC @ 80% (of 1rm Clean)
6 Box Jumps 36/30″
12 T2B
Sprint 100m
3 Hang Squat Cleans @ 80%

Rest 1:1